A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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24 episodes • 2003Avg: 7.9Golden Era
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pilot | Sep 22, 2003 | 8.1 |
| 2 | Big Flappy Bastards | Sep 29, 2003 | 7.7 |
| 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | Oct 6, 2003 | 7.7 |
| 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap | Oct 13, 2003 | 7.9 |
| 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | Oct 20, 2003 | 7.8 |
| 6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | Oct 27, 2003 | 7.5 |
| 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | Nov 3, 2003 | 8.3 |
| 8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful | Nov 10, 2003 | 7.8 |
| 9 | Phase One, Complete | Nov 17, 2003 | 7.5 |
| 10 | Merry Thanksgiving | Nov 24, 2003 | 8.0 |
| 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | Dec 15, 2003 | 7.6 |
| 12 | Camel Filters and Pheromones | Jan 5, 2004 | 8.6 |
| 13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan | Jan 12, 2004 | 7.6 |
| 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | Feb 2, 2004 | 7.7 |
| 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | Feb 9, 2004 | 7.8 |
| 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan | Feb 16, 2004 | 7.8 |
| 17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | Feb 23, 2004 | 7.9 |
| 18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick | Mar 1, 2004 | 8.4 |
| 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | Mar 22, 2004 | 8.1 |
| 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | Apr 19, 2004 | 7.5 |
| 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | May 3, 2004 | 8.0 |
| 22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | May 10, 2004 | 7.8 |
| 23 | Just Like Buffalo | May 17, 2004 | 8.5 |
| 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | May 24, 2004 | 8.1 |
24 episodes • 2004Avg: 7.9Golden Era
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Back Off, Mary Poppins | Sep 20, 2004 | 7.9 |
| 2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | Sep 27, 2004 | 7.6 |
| 3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | Oct 4, 2004 | 7.9 |
| 4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | Oct 11, 2004 | 7.9 |
| 5 | Bad News from the Clinic? | Oct 18, 2004 | 7.6 |
| 6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | Oct 25, 2004 | 7.8 |
| 7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | Nov 8, 2004 | 7.3 |
| 8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | Nov 15, 2004 | 8.0 |
| 9 | Yes, Monsignor | Nov 22, 2004 | 7.7 |
| 10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | Nov 29, 2004 | 7.9 |
| 11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | Dec 13, 2004 | 8.0 |
| 12 | A Lungful of Alan | Jan 3, 2005 | 8.0 |
| 13 | Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair) | Jan 17, 2005 | 8.2 |
| 14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | Jan 31, 2005 | 7.6 |
| 15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | Feb 7, 2005 | 7.8 |
| 16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? | Feb 14, 2005 | 8.2 |
| 17 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! | Feb 21, 2005 | 7.8 |
| 18 | It Was 'Mame', Mom | Mar 7, 2005 | 8.1 |
| 19 | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | Mar 21, 2005 | 7.8 |
| 20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | Apr 18, 2005 | 7.6 |
| 21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | May 2, 2005 | 7.8 |
| 22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | May 9, 2005 | 7.6 |
| 23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | May 16, 2005 | 8.7 |
| 24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? | May 23, 2005 | 8.3 |
24 episodes • 2005Avg: 7.9Golden Era
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | Sep 19, 2005 | 7.8 |
| 2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | Sep 26, 2005 | 8.1 |
| 3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | Oct 3, 2005 | 7.7 |
| 4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | Oct 10, 2005 | 7.7 |
| 5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | Oct 17, 2005 | 7.7 |
| 6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | Oct 24, 2005 | 8.4 |
| 7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | Nov 7, 2005 | 7.9 |
| 8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | Nov 14, 2005 | 8.3 |
| 9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | Nov 21, 2005 | 8.0 |
| 10 | Something Salted and Twisted | Nov 28, 2005 | 7.5 |
| 11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | Dec 19, 2005 | 8.3 |
| 12 | That Special Tug | Jan 9, 2006 | 8.0 |
| 13 | Humiliation Is a Visual Medium | Jan 23, 2006 | 7.6 |
| 14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | Feb 6, 2006 | 8.2 |
| 15 | My Tongue Is Meat | Feb 27, 2006 | 7.8 |
| 16 | Ergo, the Booty Call | Mar 6, 2006 | 8.4 |
| 17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer | Mar 13, 2006 | 7.5 |
| 18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | Mar 20, 2006 | 7.7 |
| 19 | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | Apr 10, 2006 | 7.9 |
| 20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | Apr 24, 2006 | 8.3 |
| 21 | And the Plot Moistens | May 1, 2006 | 7.7 |
| 22 | Just Once with Aunt Sophie | May 8, 2006 | 7.9 |
| 23 | Arguments for the Quickie | May 15, 2006 | 7.7 |
| 24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | May 22, 2006 | 8.1 |
24 episodes • 2006Avg: 7.8
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Working for Caligula | Sep 18, 2006 | 7.6 |
| 2 | Who Is This Vod Kanockers? | Sep 25, 2006 | 7.8 |
| 3 | The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress | Oct 2, 2006 | 7.5 |
| 4 | A Pot-Smokin' Monkey | Oct 9, 2006 | 7.5 |
| 5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | Oct 16, 2006 | 7.8 |
| 6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | Oct 23, 2006 | 8.3 |
| 7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | Nov 6, 2006 | 7.8 |
| 8 | Release the Dogs | Nov 13, 2006 | 7.9 |
| 9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | Nov 20, 2006 | 7.7 |
| 10 | Kissing Abe Lincoln | Nov 27, 2006 | 7.7 |
| 11 | Walnuts and Demerol | Dec 11, 2006 | 8.6 |
| 12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | Jan 8, 2007 | 7.6 |
| 13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | Jan 22, 2007 | 7.6 |
| 14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | Feb 5, 2007 | 7.7 |
| 15 | My Damn Stalker | Feb 12, 2007 | 7.8 |
| 16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | Feb 19, 2007 | 7.7 |
| 17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | Feb 26, 2007 | 7.5 |
| 18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | Mar 19, 2007 | 7.6 |
| 19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll | Apr 9, 2007 | 8.1 |
| 20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | Apr 16, 2007 | 8.2 |
| 21 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | Apr 23, 2007 | 7.7 |
| 22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | Apr 30, 2007 | 7.7 |
| 23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' | May 7, 2007 | 8.0 |
| 24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | May 14, 2007 | 8.2 |
19 episodes • 2007Avg: 7.9
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | Sep 24, 2007 | 7.8 |
| 2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | Oct 1, 2007 | 7.8 |
| 3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | Oct 8, 2007 | 7.8 |
| 4 | City of Great Racks | Oct 15, 2007 | 7.8 |
| 5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | Oct 22, 2007 | 7.8 |
| 6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | Oct 29, 2007 | 7.7 |
| 7 | The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room | Nov 5, 2007 | 7.6 |
| 8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | Nov 12, 2007 | 8.5 |
| 9 | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids | Nov 19, 2007 | 7.9 |
| 10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | Nov 26, 2007 | 8.0 |
| 11 | Meander to Your Dander | Mar 17, 2008 | 8.0 |
| 12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | Mar 24, 2008 | 7.7 |
| 13 | The Soil Is Moist | Mar 31, 2008 | 8.1 |
| 14 | Winky-Dink Time | Apr 14, 2008 | 7.9 |
| 15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | Apr 21, 2008 | 7.7 |
| 16 | Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty | Apr 28, 2008 | 7.8 |
| 17 | Fish in a Drawer | May 5, 2008 | 8.6 |
| 18 | If My Hole Could Talk | May 12, 2008 | 7.7 |
| 19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | May 19, 2008 | 7.8 |
24 episodes • 2008Avg: 7.9
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | Sep 22, 2008 | 7.8 |
| 2 | Pie Hole, Herb | Sep 29, 2008 | 7.7 |
| 3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | Oct 6, 2008 | 7.9 |
| 4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | Oct 13, 2008 | 7.7 |
| 5 | A Jock Strap in Hell | Oct 20, 2008 | 7.5 |
| 6 | It's Always Nazi Week | Nov 3, 2008 | 8.0 |
| 7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | Nov 10, 2008 | 7.9 |
| 8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | Nov 17, 2008 | 7.7 |
| 9 | The Mooch at the Boo | Nov 24, 2008 | 8.5 |
| 10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | Dec 8, 2008 | 7.6 |
| 11 | The Devil's Lube | Dec 15, 2008 | 7.7 |
| 12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | Jan 12, 2009 | 8.1 |
| 13 | I Think You Offended Don | Jan 19, 2009 | 7.5 |
| 14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | Feb 2, 2009 | 8.0 |
| 15 | I'd Like to Start with the Cat | Feb 9, 2009 | 7.6 |
| 16 | She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime | Mar 2, 2009 | 8.2 |
| 17 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? | Mar 9, 2009 | 7.6 |
| 18 | My Son's Enormous Head | Mar 16, 2009 | 7.6 |
| 19 | The Two Finger Rule | Mar 30, 2009 | 8.7 |
| 20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | Apr 13, 2009 | 7.8 |
| 21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | Apr 27, 2009 | 8.1 |
| 22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | May 4, 2009 | 7.6 |
| 23 | Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth | May 11, 2009 | 7.7 |
| 24 | Baseball Was Better with Steroids | May 18, 2009 | 8.3 |
22 episodes • 2009Avg: 7.8
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 818-JKLPUZO | Sep 21, 2009 | 8.1 |
| 2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | Sep 28, 2009 | 7.7 |
| 3 | Mmm, Fish. Yum. | Oct 5, 2009 | 7.6 |
| 4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | Oct 12, 2009 | 7.6 |
| 5 | For the Sake of the Child | Oct 19, 2009 | 7.6 |
| 6 | Give Me Your Thumb | Nov 2, 2009 | 7.9 |
| 7 | Untainted by Filth | Nov 9, 2009 | 7.9 |
| 8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | Nov 16, 2009 | 8.5 |
| 9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | Nov 23, 2009 | 7.7 |
| 10 | That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" | Dec 7, 2009 | 7.9 |
| 11 | Warning, It's Dirty | Dec 14, 2009 | 7.9 |
| 12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | Jan 11, 2010 | 7.8 |
| 13 | Yay, No Polyps! | Jan 18, 2010 | 7.8 |
| 14 | Crude and Uncalled For | Feb 1, 2010 | 7.5 |
| 15 | Aye, Aye, Captain Douche | Feb 8, 2010 | 7.5 |
| 16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | Mar 1, 2010 | 7.6 |
| 17 | I Found Your Moustache | Mar 8, 2010 | 7.4 |
| 18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | Mar 22, 2010 | 8.2 |
| 19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave | Apr 12, 2010 | 7.7 |
| 20 | I Called Him Magoo | May 10, 2010 | 7.6 |
| 21 | Gumby with a Pokey | May 17, 2010 | 7.9 |
| 22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | May 24, 2010 | 7.8 |
16 episodes • 2010Avg: 7.7
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | Sep 20, 2010 | 8.4 |
| 2 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | Sep 27, 2010 | 7.9 |
| 3 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | Oct 4, 2010 | 7.8 |
| 4 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | Oct 11, 2010 | 8.0 |
| 5 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | Oct 18, 2010 | 7.6 |
| 6 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | Oct 25, 2010 | 8.0 |
| 7 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | Nov 1, 2010 | 7.7 |
| 8 | Springtime on a Stick | Nov 8, 2010 | 7.7 |
| 9 | A Good Time in Central Africa | Nov 15, 2010 | 8.0 |
| 10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | Nov 22, 2010 | 7.4 |
| 11 | Dead from the Waist Down | Dec 6, 2010 | 7.4 |
| 12 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | Dec 13, 2010 | 7.2 |
| 13 | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup | Jan 3, 2011 | 7.6 |
| 14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | Jan 17, 2011 | 7.6 |
| 15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | Feb 7, 2011 | 8.1 |
| 16 | That Darn Priest | Feb 14, 2011 | 7.5 |
24 episodes • 2011Avg: 6.0Valley of Despair
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | Sep 19, 2011 | 5.4 |
| 2 | People Who Love Peepholes | Sep 26, 2011 | 5.3 |
| 3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food | Oct 3, 2011 | 5.3 |
| 4 | Nine Magic Fingers | Oct 10, 2011 | 5.6 |
| 5 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | Oct 17, 2011 | 5.8 |
| 6 | The Squat and Hover | Oct 24, 2011 | 5.6 |
| 7 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | Oct 31, 2011 | 5.9 |
| 8 | Thank You for the Intercourse | Nov 7, 2011 | 6.6 |
| 9 | Frodo's Headshots | Nov 14, 2011 | 6.4 |
| 10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | Nov 21, 2011 | 6.2 |
| 11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip | Dec 5, 2011 | 6.3 |
| 12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | Dec 12, 2011 | 5.7 |
| 13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | Jan 2, 2012 | 6.6 |
| 14 | A Possum on Chemo | Jan 16, 2012 | 6.3 |
| 15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | Feb 6, 2012 | 6.4 |
| 16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | Feb 13, 2012 | 6.6 |
| 17 | Not in My Mouth! | Feb 20, 2012 | 5.5 |
| 18 | The War Against Gingivitis | Feb 27, 2012 | 5.6 |
| 19 | Palmdale, Ech | Mar 19, 2012 | 6.3 |
| 20 | Grandma's Pie | Apr 9, 2012 | 6.0 |
| 21 | Mr. Hose Says "Yes" | Apr 16, 2012 | 6.1 |
| 22 | Why We Gave Up Women | Apr 30, 2012 | 6.2 |
| 23 | The Straw in My Donut Hole | May 7, 2012 | 5.7 |
| 24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | May 14, 2012 | 6.4 |
23 episodes • 2012Avg: 6.4Valley of Despair
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Changed My Mind About the Milk | Sep 27, 2012 | 6.1 |
| 2 | A Big Bag of Dog | Oct 4, 2012 | 6.2 |
| 3 | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | Oct 11, 2012 | 6.1 |
| 4 | You Do Know What the Lollipop's For | Oct 18, 2012 | 6.4 |
| 5 | That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam | Oct 25, 2012 | 6.4 |
| 6 | Ferrets, Attack! | Nov 1, 2012 | 6.0 |
| 7 | Avoid the Chinese Mustard | Nov 8, 2012 | 6.3 |
| 8 | Something My Gynecologist Said | Nov 15, 2012 | 6.5 |
| 9 | I Scream When I Pee | Nov 29, 2012 | 7.0 |
| 10 | One Nut Johnson | Dec 6, 2012 | 6.9 |
| 11 | Give Santa a Tail-Hole | Dec 13, 2012 | 6.7 |
| 12 | Welcome to Alancrest | Jan 3, 2013 | 6.3 |
| 13 | Grab a Feather and Get in Line | Jan 10, 2013 | 5.6 |
| 14 | Run, Steven Staven! Run! | Jan 31, 2013 | 6.6 |
| 15 | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | Feb 7, 2013 | 6.8 |
| 16 | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | Feb 14, 2013 | 6.3 |
| 17 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | Feb 21, 2013 | 6.2 |
| 18 | The 9:04 from Pemberton | Mar 7, 2013 | 6.4 |
| 19 | Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon | Mar 14, 2013 | 6.9 |
| 20 | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show | Apr 4, 2013 | 6.9 |
| 21 | Another Night with Neil Diamond | Apr 25, 2013 | 6.2 |
| 22 | My Bodacious Vidalia | May 2, 2013 | 6.4 |
| 23 | Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped | May 9, 2013 | 6.4 |
22 episodes • 2013Avg: 6.3Valley of Despair
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nangnangnangnang | Sep 26, 2013 | 6.1 |
| 2 | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | Oct 3, 2013 | 5.9 |
| 3 | This Unblessed Biscuit | Oct 10, 2013 | 6.0 |
| 4 | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | Oct 17, 2013 | 6.3 |
| 5 | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | Oct 24, 2013 | 6.3 |
| 6 | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | Nov 7, 2013 | 6.1 |
| 7 | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | Nov 14, 2013 | 6.5 |
| 8 | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | Nov 21, 2013 | 6.2 |
| 9 | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | Dec 5, 2013 | 6.0 |
| 10 | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | Dec 12, 2013 | 6.3 |
| 11 | Tazed in the Lady Nuts | Jan 2, 2014 | 6.4 |
| 12 | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | Jan 9, 2014 | 6.3 |
| 13 | Bite Me, Supreme Court | Jan 30, 2014 | 6.1 |
| 14 | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | Feb 6, 2014 | 6.2 |
| 15 | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | Feb 27, 2014 | 6.2 |
| 16 | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | Mar 6, 2014 | 6.5 |
| 17 | Welcome Home, Jake | Mar 13, 2014 | 6.6 |
| 18 | West Side Story | Apr 3, 2014 | 6.5 |
| 19 | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang | Apr 10, 2014 | 7.1 |
| 20 | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | Apr 24, 2014 | 7.1 |
| 21 | Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot | May 1, 2014 | 6.1 |
| 22 | Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | May 8, 2014 | 6.5 |
16 episodes • 2014Avg: 5.4Valley of Despair
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Ol' Mexican Spinach | Oct 30, 2014 | 5.2 |
| 2 | A Chic Bar in Ibiza | Nov 6, 2014 | 5.2 |
| 3 | Glamping in a Yurt | Nov 13, 2014 | 5.4 |
| 4 | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | Nov 20, 2014 | 5.5 |
| 5 | Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. | Nov 27, 2014 | 5.2 |
| 6 | Alan Shot a Little Girl | Dec 4, 2014 | 5.3 |
| 7 | Sex with an Animated Ed Asner | Dec 11, 2014 | 5.9 |
| 8 | Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey | Dec 18, 2014 | 5.5 |
| 9 | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | Jan 8, 2015 | 5.7 |
| 10 | Here I Come, Pants! | Jan 15, 2015 | 5.8 |
| 11 | For Whom the Booty Calls | Jan 22, 2015 | 5.5 |
| 12 | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | Jan 29, 2015 | 5.9 |
| 13 | Boompa Loved His Hookers | Feb 5, 2015 | 5.6 |
| 14 | Don't Give a Monkey a Gun | Feb 12, 2015 | 5.6 |
| 15 | Of Course He's Dead (1) | Feb 19, 2015 | 3.7 |
| 16 | Of Course He's Dead (2) | Feb 19, 2015 | 4.9 |
