A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
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The peak run. Top 40% of seasons by average rating — consecutive, with an average of 7.83.
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Ken Marino
Glenn Richie
Rob Huebel
Owen Maestro
Rob Corddry
Blake Downs
Malin Åkerman
Valarie Flame
Lake Bell
Cat Black
Erinn Hayes
Lola Spratt
Megan Mullally
Chief
Henry Winkler
Sy Mittleman
Michael Cera
Sal Viscuso
Zandy Hartig
Nurse Dori
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10 episodes • 2008Avg: 6.0Valley of Despair
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Episode 1 | Dec 8, 2008 | 6.0 |
| 2 | Episode 2 | Dec 8, 2008 | 6.0 |
| 3 | Episode 3 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Episode 4 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Episode 5 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
| 6 | Episode 6 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Episode 7 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Episode 8 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Episode 9 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Episode 10 | Dec 8, 2008 | 0.0 |
12 episodes • 2010
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I See Her Face Everywhere | Aug 22, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 2 | No One Can Replace Her | Aug 29, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 3 | I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost | Sep 5, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Give a Painted Brother a Break | Sep 12, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Joke Overload | Sep 19, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 6 | The End of the Middle | Sep 26, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters | Oct 3, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Hot Enough for You? | Oct 10, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 9 | The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself | Oct 17, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Show Me On Montana | Oct 24, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 11 | You Know No One Can Hear You, Right? | Oct 31, 2010 | 0.0 |
| 12 | The Sultan's Finger - LIVE | Nov 7, 2010 | 0.0 |
14 episodes • 2011
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run | Jun 2, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 2 | Ward 8 | Jun 9, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 3 | Black Doctor | Jun 16, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Home Is Where the Hospital Is | Jun 23, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Nip/Tug | Jun 30, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 6 | The '70s Episode | Jul 7, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Father's Day | Jul 14, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Stryker Bites the Dust | Jul 21, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts | Jul 28, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Munch by Proxy | Aug 4, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 11 | The Night Shift | Aug 11, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 12 | The Chet Episode | Aug 18, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 13 | Party Down | Aug 25, 2011 | 0.0 |
| 14 | Newsreaders | Sep 1, 2011 | 0.0 |
14 episodes • 2012Avg: 8.0Golden Era
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo | Aug 9, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 2 | Staff Dance | Aug 16, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 3 | Chief's Origin | Aug 23, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Free Day | Aug 30, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Behind the Scenes | Sep 6, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 6 | The Return of the Young Billionaire | Sep 13, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 7 | British Hospital | Sep 20, 2012 | 8.0 |
| 8 | Ladies Night | Sep 27, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 9 | A Kid Walks in to a Hospital | Oct 4, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 10 | A Year In the Life | Oct 11, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 11 | Attention Staff | Oct 18, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 12 | Childrens Lawspital | Oct 25, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 13 | Wisedocs | Nov 9, 2012 | 0.0 |
| 14 | Eulogy | Nov 16, 2012 | 0.0 |
13 episodes • 2013Avg: 7.7Golden Era
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A New Hope | Jul 25, 2013 | 7.0 |
| 2 | Triangles | Aug 1, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 3 | C-Word | Aug 8, 2013 | 8.0 |
| 4 | Country Weekend | Aug 15, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Imaginary Friends | Aug 22, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 6 | The Gang Gets Sushi | Aug 29, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Old Fashioned Day | Sep 6, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm | Sep 13, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Wine Tasting | Sep 19, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Blaken | Oct 3, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 11 | A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch | Oct 10, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 12 | My Friend Falcon | Oct 17, 2013 | 0.0 |
| 13 | Coming and Going | Oct 24, 2013 | 8.0 |
14 episodes • 2015Avg: 6.1
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Five Years Later | Mar 21, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 2 | Codename: Jennifer | Mar 28, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 3 | We Are Not Our DNA! | Apr 4, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 4 | Fan Fiction | Apr 11, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 5 | With Great Power . . . | Apr 18, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 6 | Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac | Apr 25, 2015 | 7.0 |
| 7 | Up at 5 | May 2, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 8 | Koontz is Coming | May 9, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 9 | Sperm Bank Heist | May 16, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 10 | Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist | May 23, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 11 | Me, Owen | May 30, 2015 | 0.0 |
| 12 | The 27 Club | Jun 6, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 13 | Home Life of a Doctor | Jun 13, 2015 | 6.0 |
| 14 | Kick Me | Jun 20, 2015 | 6.5 |
14 episodes • 2016
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kids Hospital | Jan 22, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 2 | One Million Saved | Jan 29, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 3 | Sy's Tenure | Feb 5, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Doctor Beth | Feb 12, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 5 | The Show You Watch | Feb 19, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 6 | DOY | Feb 26, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Show Me a Hero | Mar 4, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 8 | By the Throat | Mar 11, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Childrens Horsepital | Mar 18, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Through the Eyes of a Falcon | Mar 25, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 11 | Grandparents Day | Apr 1, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 12 | Hump Cola | Apr 8, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 13 | The Grid, Part One | May 6, 2016 | 0.0 |
| 14 | The Grid, Part Two | May 13, 2016 | 0.0 |
