A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
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Timothy Stack
Notch Johnson
Jaime Bergman
B.J. Cummings
Leila Arcieri
Jamaica St. Croix
Kimberly Oja
Kimberlee Clark
Lisa Banes
Mayor Anita Massengil
Roland Kickinger
Chip Rommel
Amy Weber
Porcelain Bidet
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13 episodes • 2000Avg: 7.0Golden Era
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | With Sex You Get Eggroll | Mar 14, 2000 | 7.0 |
| 2 | Silence of the Clams | Mar 21, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 3 | In the G-Hetto | Mar 28, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Love, Native American Style | Apr 4, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Two Thongs Don't Make a Right | Apr 11, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 6 | Fanny and the Professor | Apr 18, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Eat My Muffin | Aug 1, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Miso Honei | Aug 8, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 9 | South of Her Border | Aug 15, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Day of the Jackass | Aug 22, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 11 | A Star Is Boned | Aug 29, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 12 | Attack of the Cocktopuss | Sep 5, 2000 | 0.0 |
| 13 | Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong | Sep 12, 2000 | 0.0 |
15 episodes • 2001
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | B.J. Blue Hawaii | Mar 13, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 2 | From Russia with Johnson | Mar 20, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 3 | Remember Her Titans | Mar 27, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Rod Strikes Back | Apr 3, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Queefer Madness | Apr 10, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 6 | Light My Firebush | Apr 17, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Chip's a Goy | Apr 24, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 8 | A Tale of Two Johnsons | May 29, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 9 | It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World | Jun 5, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 10 | It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! | Jun 12, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 11 | The Island of Dr. Merlot | Jan 19, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 12 | The Sexorcist | Jun 26, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 13 | Grand Prix | Jul 3, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 14 | Area 69 | Jul 10, 2001 | 0.0 |
| 15 | Booger Nights | Jul 17, 2001 | 0.0 |
14 episodes • 2002
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Penetration Island | Jun 18, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 2 | Saturday Night Queefer | Jun 25, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 3 | In the Line of Booty | Jul 2, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Three Days of the Condom | Jul 9, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Witness for the Prostitution | Jul 16, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 6 | The Gay Team | Jul 23, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 7 | You Only Come Once | Jul 30, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood | Aug 6, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Godfather Knows Best | Aug 13, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Empty the Dragon | Aug 20, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 11 | The Long Hot Johnson | Aug 27, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 12 | Taco Lips Now (1) | Sep 17, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 13 | Jailhouse Notch (2) | Sep 24, 2002 | 0.0 |
| 14 | Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) | Oct 1, 2002 | 0.0 |
