Crossing Swords(2020)
Overview
Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?
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Season 1
10 episodes • 2020Avg: 7.4Golden Era
Season 1
10 episodes • 2020Avg: 7.4Golden Era
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pilot | Jun 12, 2020 | 8.4 |
| 2 | Hot Tub Death Machine | Jun 12, 2020 | 5.0 |
| 3 | What’s Kraken? | Jun 12, 2020 | 6.0 |
| 4 | In the Line of Squire | Jun 12, 2020 | 9.0 |
| 5 | Let Them Eat Clown | Jun 12, 2020 | 8.0 |
| 6 | My Super Sweet Period Party | Jun 12, 2020 | 5.0 |
| 7 | Look Who’s Stalking | Jun 12, 2020 | 10.0 |
| 8 | The Snow Job | Jun 12, 2020 | 6.0 |
| 9 | The A-Moooo-Zing Race | Jun 12, 2020 | 9.0 |
| 10 | Unchained Monarchy | Jun 12, 2020 | 8.0 |
Season 2
10 episodes • 2021
Season 2
10 episodes • 2021
| # | Episode | Air Date | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Shamrock Shakedown | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 2 | Toxic Femininity | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 3 | Destination: Wedding | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 4 | Good Vibrations | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 5 | Get Your Minchachas Out | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 6 | Tent Pitching | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 7 | Nothin, Usurp With U? | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 8 | Sad-iator | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 9 | Knight of the F**king Dead | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
| 10 | Hard Day’s Knight | Dec 10, 2021 | 0.0 |
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